The Incredible Knowledge

The Incredible Knowledge

In my very thrilling quest for knowledge, which propels me to devour materials from print to electronic, I’ve come across some preposterous ideas, information and notions that never fail to knock off some good laughter off me that I have my precious side sweetly aching me till I hold it in a bid to prevent it from bursting. It may be my very fertile mind that derives pleasure in drawing up mental pictures of things fed it, creating pictures which are meant by the authors of these materials to stimulate me into some wholesome intellectual exercise that played a trick on me, turning it into an unintended comic. And one of it, probably the most incredulous which you would have come across, is that aliens built the pyramids. Don’t get it wrong. This claim comes with some unshakeable pyramid solid evidence. And I will tell you about them.

The pyramids are located in very strategic places in relation to the position of River Nile that it would have taken some high flying aliens with drowning technologies and superior intelligence to survey the earth and with such aerial view decided to locate the pyramids in their present positions.  The pyramids, according to this notion, were built to line up with the magnetic North pole and it is no coincidence at all since the Egyptians never had a compass until a few thousands of years afterwards.

The creature, Man, is more intelligent than we think and since ancient Egypt was the cradle of civilization, there shouldn’t be such mystery surrounding the erection of the pyramids there.  

Apart from many conspiracy theories which I have heard, that Aliens are everywhere is one that I can’t simply wrap my brain around. They are not in Africa! I live in the part of the world where the last thing our Government is shielding as classified information from its citizens is Alien related topics. We have well devised ways of rigging elections as classified information here. And the only way you will get to know about aliens’ activities is through Hollywood materials like The Edge of Tomorrow, Oblivion and the old school Men in Black. Aliens are out of it and do not partake in our Governmental affairs. But maybe they did during the Second World War.

During the Second World War, I heard the Aliens came in their full might to partake in the war. I can’t help but imagine how that would have played out. But there are proofs that Aliens helped Hitler in his mission. There are even pictures of Hitler and some Alien friends taken by the most horrible camera the alien technology could afford. Even Edward Snowden leaked documents proved it. But it is so incredible. Or maybe I’m drifting between finding it amusing and some bit of skepticism by accepting the information as some part of the intelligence gathering of the CIA.

Alien existence is undeniable. That is just the fact. They are the demons in Africa and the little green things in the western world. If you see a UFO in this part of the world, then, it must be some bloodsucking saucer from Benin. Who or what these Aliens are and that they play major roles in the running of the governments on earth is debate for another day. But one thing is sure certain, the amusing effect such information has on me. It sure provides some comic relief on a stressful day.

Teju Duru is a freelance journalist. She devoted her lil heart to Jesus sometimes ago.